The Incorrigible Night Owl

October 19, 2004

Parent phrases

Things you don't say until you have children:

*Your shoes don't belong on the table.

*Your breath smells like Crayola.

*Please don't lick the cat.

*It's only a little puke...I'll just wipe it off with a baby wipe and we're good to go.

*I'm seriously considering filling my ear canals with cement.

*Did you flush and wash with soap? (There are some situations before you have kids where you WANT to say this but are always too chicken.)

*8:30? Wow, we really got to sleep in today!

*My brain is so fried from planning a 4-year-old's Care Bears-themed birthday party that I can't come up with a real blog entry.